Hello my dear, dear uncool friend Dave~ ^_^ I'm convinced that your coolness is dropping D:< Can you prove you're simply the sexiest human ever by nomming on a banana sexilly? -w- I bet Gamzee could do it~ heh heh heh. PROVE YOUR MANLINESS!
Hey Dave what kinda ladies do you fancy?
ironic as fuck isnt it
dave, can you do any gymnastics???? :B
am i doing it right
what kind of music are you interested in?
the kind that i can scratch
Yo, Dave how does it feel to see all that fan art of you in skirts?
a tad bit disturbing
Are you an insufferable prick eh?
does this answer your question